Definitions by MrCWise

Tauranga

A pointless town in New Zealand that tries to pretend it is a city. It is notorious for boy racers, sluts and physical beatings.

I am taking a tiki tour up to Tauranga, you wanna come?

Fuck no, I would rather spend eternity in hell being spit roasted.

Safe

Tauranga by MrCWise January 20, 2009