An awesome city in New Zealand, with sun, surf, and just about everything else. Population about 100,000. Best city. Ever.
by Yo'Concience February 13, 2011
A pointless town in New Zealand that tries to pretend it is a city. It is notorious for boy racers, sluts and physical beatings.
I am taking a tiki tour up to Tauranga, you wanna come?
Fuck no, I would rather spend eternity in hell being spit roasted.
Safe
Fuck no, I would rather spend eternity in hell being spit roasted.
Safe
by MrCWise January 20, 2009
Tauranga is a beautiful city for outsiders.. But really it is a shithole for old people to retire . Tauranga contains some cunts that think they have "swag" and sluts that think they are "gods gift to men" .. Red is a favourite colour in Tauranga so if you wear blue I suggest you change that... Tauranga loves to have party's but shit cops shut it down at around 8-9pm but other than that Tauranga people are great to get along with. Oh and night clubbing is shit too
by The truth hurts doesn't it December 10, 2013
Property in a scummy "city" of New Zealand which has no soul or character.
The purchase of which translates into the ultimate life fail.
Mainly belongs to newly weds and nearly deads.
The purchase of which translates into the ultimate life fail.
Mainly belongs to newly weds and nearly deads.
John: Ew, what's that smell?
Tim: It's the sewerage plant, so scummy it may as well be Tauranga real estate.
Tim: It's the sewerage plant, so scummy it may as well be Tauranga real estate.
by Nancy Cleary May 15, 2011