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tasteful thickness 

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.
Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."
tasteful thickness by lxasylum December 2, 2009
Word of the Day on December 8, 2022

Tasteful Douchebaggary 

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

Tasteful Nudity 

Any state of nudity which represents the human figure through an artistic lens rather than as a sexual object.

In contrast with other types of nudity like casual nudity or anime nudity, the tasteful variety can be displayed in many public settings and need not be erased from one's browsing history
Person 1: You can't play that video in public, it's full of naked people!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just my favorite Watsky video. It's all totally tasteful nudity and serves to enhance the artistic narrative created by the music

Tasteful nude 

A nude in which the sender covers up their genitals with something like strip of clothing.
Claire: “John sent me tasteful nudes last night. Respect to him for not sending me a dick pic.
Tasteful nude by Seizedbigfoot6 October 5, 2021

tasteful sideboob 

The breast on the side in public that makes you become erect in seconds
John: Steve's gf has some tasteful sideboob
John's gf: WHAT?!

Tastebudectomy 

A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.
"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"

"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
Tastebudectomy by Cravicky November 27, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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