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Taste buds 

Something that controls your taste
Laney’s taste buds don’t agree with vegetables and fruit because they are healthy

Taste Buds 

Those dots on your tongue when you stick your tongue out on something metal, (Like a mirror or glass), Taste Buds are like president voters and the food is the president, the taste buds will depend if the food (or taste) is good or bad.
1) I ate some mangoes and my taste buds thinks its very good, the mangoes are the new president.

2) Person 1: There are some light pink things on my tongue and I think its a tongue infection!! Person 2: No, Those are your taste buds.
Taste Buds by LOLDayIsAFriday26 December 23, 2019

Taste buds 

Homies that love they same foods
Oh we love Korean food, we taste buds
Taste buds by ShezLife March 15, 2024

anal taste buds 

possibly the funniest word i've ever heard in my life
Wanna hear a funny word? Anal taste buds
anal taste buds by alex.... September 11, 2006

selective taste buds 

A disease affecting the taste buds that results in an inability to decipher tastes correctly on a consistent basis. A condition brought on mainly by sleep deprivation, excessive consumption of M.R.E.s and hot coffee. Symptoms include: failure to recognize a watermelon heart, addiction to products containing caffeine, an obsessive compulsive need to salt melons, and...stubbornness.
Mr. Eyan suffers from selective taste buds.
selective taste buds by Ian's Princess September 17, 2008

Tastebudectomy 

A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.
"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"

"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
Tastebudectomy by Cravicky November 27, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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