The epitome of chill, probably one of the most flexible crazy straws you'll ever meet. Typically really good at making himself look stupid. Like, really stupid. Most likely is.
Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.
Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.
by Splort McNibbles April 05, 2015
The dumbest person you will ever meet. He can't even do the simplest of math problems. He doesn't have any common sense either, but he will try to steal your girl and fail miserably.
by NotBraydenReddit April 28, 2017
Tall, skinny and geeky guy. Really bad at basketball like legit can't fucking dribble and usually has no friends at all
That kid is such an Eyan at basketball
by RexTheRetard September 17, 2017
by Youknowwhatitisbitch February 21, 2020
When your boi Eyan squirts ketchup and mustard on your penis and then proceeds to eat it like a hotdog.
by Dirty Eyan March 03, 2023
The Goat. There’s no question about it. He is the Goat at basketball, football, 2k and he gets all the bitches. He a tall darkskin with dreads too. He’s super smart and not a cheater. He also has a really big dick