Eyan

The epitome of chill, probably one of the most flexible crazy straws you'll ever meet. Typically really good at making himself look stupid. Like, really stupid. Most likely is.

Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, you see that Eyan kid? Is there something wrong with him?
by Splort McNibbles April 05, 2015
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Eyan

The dumbest person you will ever meet. He can't even do the simplest of math problems. He doesn't have any common sense either, but he will try to steal your girl and fail miserably.
"You failed your math test? You're such an Eyan."
by NotBraydenReddit April 28, 2017
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Eyan

Tall, skinny and geeky guy. Really bad at basketball like legit can't fucking dribble and usually has no friends at all
That kid is such an Eyan at basketball
by RexTheRetard September 17, 2017
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by Youknowwhatitisbitch February 21, 2020
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dirty eyan

When your boi Eyan squirts ketchup and mustard on your penis and then proceeds to eat it like a hotdog.
“Last night I walked into a dark alley and got a dirty Eyan.”
by Dirty Eyan March 03, 2023
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Eyan

The Goat. There’s no question about it. He is the Goat at basketball, football, 2k and he gets all the bitches. He a tall darkskin with dreads too. He’s super smart and not a cheater. He also has a really big dick
Girl 1: U seen the new guy Eyan?
Girl 2: Yes he fine asf
Girl 1: I wanna suck his dick
by November 20, 2023
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