Eyan 

The epitome of chill, probably one of the most flexible crazy straws you'll ever meet. Typically really good at making himself look stupid. Like, really stupid. Most likely is.

Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.

Hey, you see that Eyan kid? Is there something wrong with him?

Eyan by Splort McNibbles April 4, 2015

Eyan 

The dumbest person you will ever meet. He can't even do the simplest of math problems. He doesn't have any common sense either, but he will try to steal your girl and fail miserably.

"You failed your math test? You're such an Eyan."

Eyan by NotBraydenReddit April 28, 2017

Eyan 

Tall, skinny and geeky guy. Really bad at basketball like legit can't fucking dribble and usually has no friends at all

That kid is such an Eyan at basketball

Eyan by RexTheRetard September 17, 2017

Eyan 

An asshole/ bitch

I know this guy name eyan, what a dick

Eyan by Youknowwhatitisbitch February 20, 2020

Eyan 

The Goat. There’s no question about it. He is the Goat at basketball, football, 2k and he gets all the bitches. He a tall darkskin with dreads too. He’s super smart and not a cheater. He also has a really big dick

Girl 1: U seen the new guy Eyan?
Girl 2: Yes he fine asf
Girl 1: I wanna suck his dick

Eyan by anonymous November 19, 2023

dirty eyan 

When your boi Eyan squirts ketchup and mustard on your penis and then proceeds to eat it like a hotdog.

“Last night I walked into a dark alley and got a dirty Eyan.”

dirty eyan by Dirty Eyan March 3, 2023

eyanna 

A great girl. If u have a Eyanna in ur life u r lucky. If u don't then go find one. An eyanna is a competitor and loves to try new things.

" She is so competitive she must be a Eyanna.

eyanna by Lissybear June 10, 2017