tasery

the action of tasing

Tom Jones did not calm down so he resulted in tasery to subdue Steven Seagal.

by Tasery December 2, 2010

Teasery

The term used when referring to an implied act of seducing in a playful, round-about way.

As an accusation: "There you go with the teasery. Spelling ...I don't know I just made it up"

As a response: "What teasery? Great word by the way...let's add it to the Urban Dictionary!"

by T and E January 4, 2011

Taser

When someone digs their fingers (in a finger gun position with both the index and middle) into someone's side or back and moves them around to stimulate a tickling sensation VERY quickly.

As Sarah stretched her arms up in boredom in Geography, Jake took the opportunity to taser her in the side, causing her arms to shoot back down and protect her side.

by <3ScaleCoiler<3 February 2, 2019

Taser tag

Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people

Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH

by Liveyyyyy February 14, 2015

Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

by the jon law March 22, 2010