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when you get hyper on the key board,
you start typing random words to people :).
Ray- Hi
Marissa- Hey.
Ray- Whats up son?
Marissa- Nothing apple grape orange.
Ray- what?
Marissa- Milk cow friend myspace pee.
Ray- Ok...
Marissa- blah lick dark place hot bird key what?
Ray- Right so are you on crack?
Marissa- No sorry i have Typerness :)
Ray- Right, soo..
typerness by Marizzle1234 March 17, 2008
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Topercessen 

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.
Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.
Topercessen by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021
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adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless
Dad, that story in your email message left me typeless!
typeless by Daveycakes September 24, 2004
Word of the Day on May 6, 2011

HYPERNESS 

an extreme spurt of being hyper.
While talking...we had hyperness.
HYPERNESS by bobyfredyydoo January 5, 2009

typeyness 

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.
While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.
typeyness by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

typeneese 

The massive amount of misspelled words in chat rooms is considered to be a new language in itself called typeneese.

Typeneese is a combination of common words and misspelled words creating the new language.

Since the name is based upon misspellings, the language in itself is not named Typo, but instead "Type"
Its ok, don't worry about using spell check in the chat room. I can read typeneese very well.
typeneese by pornerd October 8, 2011

topeness 

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.
The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.
topeness by Inkmine July 27, 2007
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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