tart stick

Used (by my brother Larry) to denote a tard or lame-o. From the olde English tarte-shctike.

What a fucking tart stick! Interchangeable w/asshole, idiot, et al....

tart stick by capt pusnuts October 6, 2003

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Stick Tart

A tart that has legs the size of a stick

Stupid Stick Tart, why doesnt she get some clothes on!

Stick Tart by TheChavHater July 18, 2010

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Tart`s tick

New bird for an inexperienced twitcher;one which would be disdained by most serious birders.

What d`you mean you`ve never seen a wood sandpiper before?It`s a tart`s tick.

Tart`s tick by Alan Dolan March 15, 2007

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Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

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tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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