tart stick

Used (by my brother Larry) to denote a tard or lame-o. From the olde English tarte-shctike.
What a fucking tart stick! Interchangeable w/asshole, idiot, et al....
by capt pusnuts October 07, 2003
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Stick Tart

A tart that has legs the size of a stick
Stupid Stick Tart, why doesnt she get some clothes on!
by TheChavHater July 17, 2010
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