tarou

tarou; a boy that is most likely ought to be gay and poor, having at least five sugar daddies.

“jake is such a tarou, isn’t he? like i mean.. he’s so poor yet he has all of this good stuff?”

by kodiakcaneatmyass May 9, 2018

Pantyhose Tarou

He is a character from Ranma ½. Pantyhose's name really needs no pun to go with it, it's humiliating enough. Coincidently, he is named similarly to the other Chinese characters (he was born in China, even though that may not be his ethnicity), such as Shampoo, Herb, Plum, Mousse, etc. The "Taro" part of his name is a bull reference.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Tarof

Tarof is the act of offering something in a manner sufficient to demonstrate sincerity, but is simply a facade to appear more genuine than one actually is. It can be shown by conduct, an offer, or by any means in which there appears to be an intent to tender to another. One could think of a tarof as an undisclosed, one-sided, unilateral contract where the offeror is obligated to pay in exchange for the act or abstention from acting. In a case where tarof is present or occurring, the accepting party must first decline the offer or restrain oneself from quickly agreeing to take (abstention from acting). The problems that arise from accepting an offer in a hastily manner are internal and only detrimentally harm the offeror. If a tarof is accepted too quickly, without hesitation, delay or indecisiveness on the part of the party accepting, the "tarof-er" is quick to become offended (meanwhile secretly shocked) and leaves with underlying resentment and bitterness in which they never bring to the surface or openly recognize. However, the "tarof-er" may privately complain to his/her close companion(s) regarding the surprising encounter in order to vent and release their frustration over the other person's inability to first reject or turn down their offer prior to accepting it.

Take-away: It is only custom that you first refuse the "good" or "act" of the "tarof-er" prior to taking/accepting it in order to avoid bitter feelings and to ultimately leave the situation winning.

"Please do not tarof with me regarding the last two khormas in the fridge-- just take them Marziyeh!"

"I have asked you many times Shahrzad not to tarof those custard-filled pirashki's to me if you really want to eat them all yourself..."

"Maman, how many times are you going to tarof that albaloo polo to me?! I am allergic to albaloo's!"

Situation where tarof is involved:

Khashayar: "Please Jamshid, let me take care of the bill" (secretly, Khashayar does not want to pay a penny)

Jamshid: "Azizam, no. It is with love and only proper if I pay" (meanwhile, Jamshid is putting up a front too)

Khashayar: "No, no, no"... (looks at waiter & waves arm implying her to come closer)... "take my card and don't allow this man (pointing at Jamshid) to pay!"

Jamshid (talking only to the waiter but eyeing Khashayar with one eye): "No, no, please! I beg you! Do not listen to him! He does not know what he is saying!" (the waiter stares in utter confusion and uncertainty, and is simply startled by the whole interaction. Unsure as to what to do, she stares at what seems to be an altercation feeling uncomfortable and puzzled. She's not sure how or why things escalated so quickly. Eventually, she takes the card from the more "angrier" man, Jamshid, & quickly rushes to the nearest cash register.)

by KimberlyDee October 31, 2018

Tamould

A word to randomly shout at people when you want to let off anger. Coined by Arin Hanson, the word can be often shouted in random rage and is simply a word which means nothing.

I need to go let off some steam.
*Entering other room*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING FUCKING TAMOULD ALREADY. I BETTER GET BACK HERE AND SEE 50 TAMOULDS BY THE TIME I GET BACK YOU TAMOULDS.

by Latke Boi February 1, 2018

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

Tadouh

to be done wrong...get a bad deal

to be cheated, disrespected, or played

"Yo Bro, you said I could get the PS5 for 300. Why you gotta tadouh me like that doe?"

"Yeah G, we had a bet. But I got straight up tadouh'd on that one."

by Tadouh September 18, 2021

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020