tarlo

Aussie slang from Triple One's song "Tarlo". It is the name of an area that you stay while recording an EP.

Nothing is as good as Tarlo, best place to make music!

by yeahnahnahyeah June 2, 2020

Tarlo

If you in a wheelchair, whether on a temporary or permanent basis, constantly confused for being one of the specials, this is you.

Oh, they're making way for a disabled pers--- Wait, no, that's wannabe e-boy, Thad, from uni. He twisted his ankle and is now gettin' that Tarlo treatment!

by bigneenthequeen May 27, 2023

Tabloid Junkie

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

tarcomed

delusional politician

He kept stating lies like a tarcomed during the political debate.

by HauntedIshpeming April 14, 2019

eye-talon

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.

The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.

by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008

Talos

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?

by Heimskr November 1, 2018

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012