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tardshart

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.
An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."
by Dogturds September 21, 2023
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Tardslant

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.
Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!
by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009
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Tardspark

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
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cardshart

a card player who continually wins by luck, aggravating the other players;
"I can't believe he beat me by picking up the 5 on the river-- he's such a cardshart."
by SoxFan13 January 12, 2009
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Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.
You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.
by Robertao October 19, 2006
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tardshelter

A website that attracts those with low IQ's and social ineptitude and provides a virtual home where they can get advice and support needed to get through their daily lives.
Makeupalley is a tardshelter because none of the members would ever be able to get through the day without it.
by DDDD2007 May 6, 2007
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Tardshit

A :Kanye West is such an ass.
B :Ya he's a fucking TARDSHIT
by Winboat November 7, 2011
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