tardshart 

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.

An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."

tardshart by Dogturds September 21, 2023

Tardslant 

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

Tardslant by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009

Tardspark 

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

cardshart 

a card player who continually wins by luck, aggravating the other players;

"I can't believe he beat me by picking up the 5 on the river-- he's such a cardshart."

cardshart by SoxFan13 January 12, 2009

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

Tardmart by Robertao October 19, 2006

tardshelter 

A website that attracts those with low IQ's and social ineptitude and provides a virtual home where they can get advice and support needed to get through their daily lives.

Makeupalley is a tardshelter because none of the members would ever be able to get through the day without it.

tardshelter by DDDD2007 May 6, 2007

Tardshit 

A complete asshole who is fucking stupid.

A :Kanye West is such an ass.
B :Ya he's a fucking TARDSHIT

Tardshit by Winboat November 7, 2011