tardess 

a female tard often known in nature for having unique facial hair; an uncommon stupidness of a female(more so then usual)

"dude did u jus see that ugly ass tardess w/ the facial hair?"
"fuck yea man shes fugly....i think her name is amber"

tardess by Kara Foshee February 12, 2004

Tardissist 

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

Tardissist by badback9 March 12, 2015

Tardass 

One who is so stupid that they move beyond the tard stage to tardass. Step two of three in the tard dimension.

"Brandon, you have been demoted to tardass."

"One more step until I reach the highest level of tarddom!"

Tardass by Shimdaddy July 7, 2003

Tardass 

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

Tardass by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

tardass 

some one who is obnixous and or a fucking retard

god alex you are such a tardass

tardass by mike budinsk March 10, 2009

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

tardese 

Noun. The language of the tards. Mostly includes autistic screeching and drooling.

The tard asked me in his native language, tardese, where the shitter was.
"Neo hoy me moi," he said in tardese.

tardese by Tardese Speaker February 25, 2017