tardmuff

The shortening of the common derogatory word tardmuffin
However, once someone constantly shortens the word tarmuffin to tardmuff, they instantly become more popular with the people who surround them.
It sounds colder, less personal, and less like a five year old trying to be cool, than tardmuffin
The term tardmuff never goes out of style or fashion. It always remains deep in the brains of those who use it.

Elizabeth says: God, Nancy, stop being such a tardmuffin!
Johnny says: Tardmuffin? That's such a cool word!
Elizabeth says: I know, right?!
Luke says: She's such a tardmuffin.
*Nancy goes to cry in a corner all by herself for a week*
-One week later-
Nancy says: Jesus, Elizabeth, give me back my diet soda, ya tardmuff.
Luke says: Huh? Tardmuff?
Nancy says: Yeah...
Johnny says: That is soooo badass, Nancy!
Elizabeth says: Guys, she obviously just stole my word from last week!
Luke says: Shut the fuck up, tardmuff! Nobody cares about you.
*Elizabeth goes and cries in a corner all by herself for the rest of her life because the word tarmuff never goes out of style*

tardmuff by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

Turdmuff 

Noun- 1. An insult, to mean asshole.

2. A literal Asshole.

A. Your a turd muff.

B. She has such a nice turdmuff.

Turdmuff by CHALK111 May 21, 2010

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard

devin k.

tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004