tardfish

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

by Dextra October 13, 2003

Tardfish

it means that you are just incredibly stupid, it is also a short for retarded goldfish.

Ian your such a Tardfish.

by Ian the Reatarded Goldfish June 18, 2008

tardfish

a rather retarded man who sucks at life

joe is such a "tardfish ".

by r!ngma$ter March 13, 2009

tardfish

A fish with a large,round nose. and can only be found in japenease waters. When the fish is out of water it's nose shrinks down to mini size.

WOW! Look at that tardfish swimming in the water!

by Yow-man March 4, 2007

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

tardish

Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.

lolz (as opposed to LOL)
omgz (as opposed to OMG)

by ASIO_BOB February 26, 2004

tardfist

the clutched and calloused tool of destruction commonly wielded by retards when attempting to emphasis a point, opinion, or to generally cause pain.

"I kicked that tard out and he put his tardfist through my window!"

by bigtall March 21, 2008