tardfist 

the clutched and calloused tool of destruction commonly wielded by retards when attempting to emphasis a point, opinion, or to generally cause pain.

"I kicked that tard out and he put his tardfist through my window!"

tardfist by bigtall March 21, 2008

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

tardistan by Kozzie January 10, 2007

tardfish 

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

tardfish by Dextra October 13, 2003

Tardist 

one who has no socioeconomic class listing,
doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big words.

also,
someone who advocates tardism.

Nihilist:so thats pretty much nihilism for you.
Tardist:So what did bill nye have to do with that?

Tardist:I don't believe in ebolution.

Tardist by Jose gustafon March 31, 2007

Tardfish 

it means that you are just incredibly stupid, it is also a short for retarded goldfish.

Ian your such a Tardfish.

Tardfish by Ian the Reatarded Goldfish June 18, 2008

tardistan

An alternate generic name for any of the many psychotic,theocratic,kleptocracies that exist in the middle east with the last letters consisting of the dreaded "STAN".These countries could fill Tard Wagons(short yellow bus)for the next century due to the fact that they are full of TARDO(retarded)backwards people.

My vacation really sucked because I accidently arranged to spend it in a filthy,vile,bleak Tardistan country!

tardistan by tickyul December 9, 2008

tardfish  

a rather retarded man who sucks at life

joe is such a "tardfish ".

tardfish by r!ngma$ter March 13, 2009