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Noun. The language of the tards. Mostly includes autistic screeching and drooling.
The tard asked me in his native language, tardese, where the shitter was.
"Neo hoy me moi," he said in tardese.
tardese by Tardese Speaker February 25, 2017
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tardsexual 

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.
*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.
tardsexual by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008
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A name from east africa, Ethiopia.
Meaning "he got renewed" in the most direct form. Tadese is smart and successful. He can be the silent looking type from a distance but ones you get to know him he is actually funny.
The old house tadese.
My life tadese.
Our love tadese.
Tadese by Nigist Saba November 26, 2021
A derpy retard. Or someone on drugs.
Lance was being a tardee by yelling random things.
tardee by Carter Potter July 19, 2016
a female tard often known in nature for having unique facial hair; an uncommon stupidness of a female(more so then usual)
"dude did u jus see that ugly ass tardess w/ the facial hair?"
"fuck yea man shes fugly....i think her name is amber"
tardess by Kara Foshee February 12, 2004

tardservative 

Someone that supports idiot presidents like Donald trump.
The tardservative voted for Trump while Trump graves his wife by the pussy.
tardservative by ClearIce November 9, 2018
he is a nerd wanna be that sucks alot of dick and is trash at basketball
Friend 1 : you fucking taddese

Friend 2: fuck you , you taddese
taddese by john buttstain January 5, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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