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tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.
:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin
tard muffin by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005
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tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
tard muffin by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats
tard muffin by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

Tard-muffin 

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !
Tard-muffin by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha
tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego
"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"
tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004
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