tard brain

A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.

*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

tard brain

Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.

The tard brain went to the store to buy a new hockey helmet.

by ktrane June 11, 2007

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

turdbrain

turdbrain one who is a shit for brains is extremely stupid with little or no common sense

this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain

by littlejimmie May 1, 2019