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tap you off
when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop
tap you off by L.Mail November 19, 2019
If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry
Cap it before you tap it
Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!
Cap it before you tap it by Zeak April 1, 2008
wrap it before you tap it
phil-Did you wrap it before you tap it?
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
bob-hell naw, she let me go solo!
phil-damn, douching it out on jenn.
wrap it before you tap it by zOMGitzNIK December 29, 2010
wrap it before you tap it
Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
wrap it before you tap it by qw3r1y August 21, 2022
rap it before you tap it
rap it before you tap it by ganstamomma January 10, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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