tambal 

like stupid,foolish,ignorant
but more soft

You are just tambal, do not be foolish
you're better think about it again

tambal by mmregev June 29, 2006

tomball junior high 

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit

I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)

tomball junior high by youngfatboy June 6, 2018

tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.

Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.

tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006

tambay 

\'tam•bay\
also "istambay"
Filipino slang.
origin: English "standby"

: a jobless person who loiters around the street.

: a loiterer; a lollygagger

Tambays are not necessarily jobless. They could be a low-income person who's only hobby is to bum around the street corner.

Juan is just a tambay and he hasn't been looking for a job.

tambay by Artichoke_Asparagus_Aubergine July 13, 2019

sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).

"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012

inverted tamale 

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.

When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.

inverted tamale by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

Hot Tamale Train 

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.

Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."

Hot Tamale Train by J Lig June 26, 2008