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When the tissue in your boob, gets really tense, and forms a ball sack, from having sex. This tallow brings great pain though out your hole body.
*Jason and Jancarlo having sex*

Jason: Ow, my tallow!

Jancarlo: I'll get the cream o.O
Tallow by Tallowgirl123 October 26, 2010
Words you can keep

magic tallow 

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
magic tallow by conman2305 May 5, 2016

Pulling a tallow

When you're a particular snowflake who just wont understand when told by others (specially mods or admins) to drop a subject, for being too edgy or questionable in a chat. And you get yourself banned from said chat or group for it.
Person 1: Oh that person was being a little too edgy and they wouldn't listen to the warnings and got themselves kicked.
Person 2: Oh ZAAAMMNNNN... they must have been pulling a tallow!
Pulling a tallow by MrDEEZNUTS January 24, 2026

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004
To swallow from two sources at the same time.
"Did you see her twallow those two bottles of beer?"
"Yeah, she is an amazing twallower!"
twallow by Nocandosville Baby Doll! November 9, 2013

tallon zek times 

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
tallon zek times by SearyxZek September 13, 2003
It’s not illegal yet Jackson
Tallon isn’t doing anything illegal YET
Tallon by Talcat April 11, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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