talinandg 

yeah no like the most revolting couple out there even if they were friends they should break up everyone gags when they walk pass them :)

girl: omg i just saw talin with that girl idk what her name is it starts with a t :)

boy: omg i saw them too i literally threw up in my mouth when i saw dem

girl: worddddddd omds

talinandg

talinandg by dwaboutthat March 14, 2022

Talibangelical 

A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.

I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.

Talibangelical by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019

Talibangelist 

(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.

2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.

3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.

The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.

His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.

Talibangelist by David C' June 14, 2009

talibang 

When two afghans roleplay as tailbans and scream "Allah Allah Allah" or "Allah Akhbar" as they 'explode' (orgasm).

Afghan: Have you two ever tried Talibanging?
Paki: No, why?
Taliban: I want to Talibang you now!
Afghan: Maybe you could Afghanicum inside of me?
Paki: I shall stay with my wives.
Taliban: Suit yourself. Afghanicumming sounds fun.

talibang by Svadas December 29, 2014

Talibangelical 

A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.

Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!

Talibangelical by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021

talibandwidth 

When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".

Today the internet hasn't been working like normal, I think it has been hit by the Talibandwidth.

talibandwidth by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017

Talibangelist 

A right-wing conservative who's war-mongering stance and general disdain for modern social culture, science, education, literacy, medicine, and equal rights for all citizens prompts him/her to spew forth a frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter.

Rick Santorum is a talibangelist.

Talibangelist by wouldntyouliketoknow29 May 1, 2012