yeah no like the most revolting couple out there even if they were friends they should break up everyone gags when they walk pass them :)
girl: omg i just saw talin with that girl idk what her name is it starts with a t :)
boy: omg i saw them too i literally threw up in my mouth when i saw dem
girl: worddddddd omds
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boy: omg i saw them too i literally threw up in my mouth when i saw dem
girl: worddddddd omds
talinandg
by dwaboutthat March 14, 2022
Get the talinandg mug.A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.
I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.
by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019
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(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.
2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.
3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.
The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.
3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.
The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.
by David C' June 14, 2009
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Afghan: Have you two ever tried Talibanging?
Paki: No, why?
Taliban: I want to Talibang you now!
Afghan: Maybe you could Afghanicum inside of me?
Paki: I shall stay with my wives.
Taliban: Suit yourself. Afghanicumming sounds fun.
Paki: No, why?
Taliban: I want to Talibang you now!
Afghan: Maybe you could Afghanicum inside of me?
Paki: I shall stay with my wives.
Taliban: Suit yourself. Afghanicumming sounds fun.
by Svadas December 29, 2014
Get the talibang mug.A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021
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by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017
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Rick Santorum is a talibangelist.
by wouldntyouliketoknow29 May 1, 2012
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