Talibandit 

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

Talibandit by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

Talibanization 

1. Instilling radicalism into the young generation

2. The calculated use of violence against civilians in order to attain ulterior goals that are both political and religious in nature, which is always done through deliberate act of terrorism, intimidation or coercion.

Afghan administration banned underhand Quranic schools used for talibanization of the young children.

Talibanization by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

talibandwidth 

When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".

Today the internet hasn't been working like normal, I think it has been hit by the Talibandwidth.

talibandwidth by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017

Talibanish

To make someone disappear

He disappeared, talibanished.

Talibanish by OlaAlfares July 7, 2020

Talibanet

Talibanet (Tal-ee-bah-net)

n. The Talibanet are infamous internet terrorists (see also Troll) and the main objective of the Talibanet is to spread sadness throughout the e-land, by engaging in as much mindless, illogical, hate-speech as their furious little fingers can type up.

The Talibanet have a death grip on YouTube right now. They are usually lurkers, posting no videos of their own, but they are very verbose in their criticism of other YouTubers. Some of the Talibanet can be Googled to reveal that they are very prolific indeed, and have spammed up other discussion groups as well (i.e. run a Google search for negroidlatte).

Talibanet is a combination of the words Taliban and Internet.

"Damn! The Talibanet have flagged my video, AGAIN!!!"

"My account has been suspended? Fucking Talibanet!"

Talibanet by CruelRaspberry October 3, 2006

Talibaning 

Verb. Infinitive: Taliban
(1) The act of waiting out an opposition or complication until the right opportunity or ideal conditions for guaranteed success arise. only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb

(2) Agreeing to something with a superior party knowing well that you intend on forfeiting on that agreement to take advantage of an unstable third party while parading as a mother f'n Badass. Particularly applicable in conditions where you will take property from said unstable party that were given by the superior party. again, only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb

Can't wait to bang Sally this weekend! I am just talibaning mom and pop's until they go to Nanna's funeral in Michigan next weekend.

Talibaning by PanamaGeo7 August 16, 2021

Talibanistan 

Afghanistan and the surrounding countries with terrorist forces

Did you hear that the U.S. is starting to pull out of Talibanistan?

Talibanistan by Tiche ma'Deek January 20, 2011