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Talanoa is the most handsome, outgoing,smartest,funny person you could ever meet. When your feeling down he can put that smile back on your face. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, even tho he's busy he will try to respond to your texts as fast as he can. You will never meet anyone like him.
Talanoa is so fine, you can never come across a boy like him.
talanoa by Talanoah September 28, 2020
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An exceptionally amazing woman who can charm the heart of any man
He was tempted by a talana that almost drove him mad when he couldn't have her love
talana by Lord of the Flies July 20, 2006
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Talanea is the bad influence in high school. You run with a Talanea, you’re going to , no doubt, get in lots of trouble. Talanea will turn the sweet and innocent into rebellious hellions.
Be careful, that girl is a real Talanea. Before you know it you will be sitting in ‘A’ school.
Talanea by Thindybrady July 27, 2023
A very pretty person who is kind,funny, and can sing. She might be out going and........annoying but its all in love. She is a pretty person but she is tall for her age.
Look there is a Talanda she is very pretty!

Now a days no one says that.......
Talanda by Koolaid Jordan September 8, 2020
meaning to have extremly large boobs
my talanas are so big that it hurts my back to carry them
talana by hahaha July 20, 2006
The best couple in the world!!! Containing the worlds bestest boyfriend and the worlds bestest girlfriend....they are so cute and love each other so much they get along like best friends but are the best cuddle buddies!
Person1: yo did you see talanna’s post

Person2: yes omg they are so cute
talanna by Ransndhdjsn February 27, 2019
"Talania is an alien"
Talania by Svgecbbge November 5, 2018
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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