Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.
He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.
Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.