Take a swim 

When you drop a pill like Xanax in a drink to get high

Guy 1: ay man I got xans and a bottle of JD wanna take a swim?

Guy 2: fuck yeah!

Take a swim by StiffyMickeyLickeyPrettyKittie March 21, 2019

Take the children for a swim 

Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.

He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.

Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.

Take the children for a swim by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009