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huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.
With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
huff-tailing by rotifera June 26, 2009
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Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.
After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.
Tailings Pond by rpn453 January 11, 2011

tailboning 

A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.

Music to tailbone to: Fela Kuti, Death Grips, Charles Mingus
I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.
tailboning by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015
To follow someone without being noticed.
To be a shadow of someone.
1. I tailed him to his home
2. Tailing Mr. George was very hard because he was always looking behind.
tailing by George Betsis December 29, 2008
The act of starting a conversation with someone, but then only replying with five or less words back.
Taylering Person: "SO LYK, HOW WERE YOU TODAY?"

Victim: "Awful. I went to the grocery store, and there was no bagger, so I had to bag it myself. And I'm really bad at it, so when I got home the ice cream was all melted and sticky and I got it all over myself, so then I had to take a shower but then I found out that the drain wasn't working, and then I was drowning in shower water, and clumps of hair were floating around, and then the towels were all dirty, so I couldn't dry myself off."

Taylering Person: "aw 2 bad."
Taylering by DoTheShroom May 13, 2009

Taioing It 

"Taioing it", it is the action within a text conversion where a individual takes large amounts of time to reply for no particular reason. Also it is required that this event is a constant throughout said text conversion or else it is not "Taioing it. Its a popular term from a cut "Seinfeld" episode but was surrounded around the answering machine. It has lately been becoming a more popular term. The episode was about a woman named Taio who did this to Jerry constantly, the episode was named "The Machine". It has been modified to fit a common tendency some people have during text converses.
Its been two hours bob, please stop taioing it.
Taioing It by SMit July 24, 2014

Tayloring 

The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.
Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.