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tailsing 

A poor comedy technique used by people who think they are funny but aren't

Essentially it involves 'jumping on the tails' of a good joke or comment that has just been told by someone else by either repeating it or changing it slightly to try and obtain or claim the same laughter as the initial joke or comment.

This is known as 'tailsing'

It is technique often used by lazy or poor comedy hosts - for instance Dara O'Briain on BBC's 'Mock the Week' makes a living from using this technique as he does not appear to have any jokes of his own.

It is also used by people who think they are funny but lack the timing or genius of true comedy greats. They will wait for someone to say something funny, repeat it or change it slightly and hope they are remembered for the gag as they said it last.
Funny Person "You really are an idiot"

Reaction: Laughter from the group

Unfunny person (tailsing) " Yes you really are an idiot"

Reaction: Laughter continues from the group but this is left over from the initial gag - but the unfunny person thinks it is for him
tailsing by Big Davie November 18, 2010
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huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.
With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
huff-tailing by rotifera June 26, 2009

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.
After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.
Tailings Pond by rpn453 January 11, 2011
To follow someone without being noticed.
To be a shadow of someone.
1. I tailed him to his home
2. Tailing Mr. George was very hard because he was always looking behind.
tailing by George Betsis December 29, 2008

high tailing 

You jimmy was getting chased by the jake, I saw him high tailing round bleeker street
high tailing by Creboy November 29, 2013

kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.
Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.
kite tailing by Fraboli May 25, 2017

Raccoon Tailing 

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
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