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born a hero hero, tail lights out

Person 1: born a hero hero, tail lights out.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

Foggy Tail Light

When you cum in a girls ass and she blows a bubble.
Bro 1: dude I just gave this girl I’ve been seeing a foggy tail light!
Bro 2: holy shit! Did it burst?

pig tail light bulb

The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR
I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?

oh you mean the energy saving bulbs

Tail-light 

(noun) A place where a couple can go in a car to neck; usually where there are several other cars with couples doing the same; a parking lot, for example. A word used primarily in the 1950's.
Sue and I went to tail-light last night.
Tail-light by Homefree_77 August 21, 2013

LED Tail Light 

Aftermarket tail lights that consist of many small LED (light emitting diodes) that cast a very bright and sometimes blinding light when the break petal is depressed. Often covered in a "smoked" plastic which, although coveted by Mexicans, actually reduces the effectiveness of the tail light.
Truck owner- Check out my smoked LED tail lights!
Friend- That is gay
LED Tail Light by Craycroft May 27, 2012