"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to
San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this
rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly
lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."