tag'd

previous de-virginated by a family member.

Zack: I'm no longer a virgin. John: That's right, I've already tag'd you!

by Jamesauce August 29, 2006

d-tag

A gotee that tags someone as a douche bag.

Nice d-tag, Brandon Inge.
That d-bag has a d-tag.

by David and Tasha April 2, 2008

d-bag tag

A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.

Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.

Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.

by jepleure August 31, 2010

tag-dag

Someone who's tag is hanging out of their shirt.

Check out that tag-dag, he's got to sort his shit out.

by Tatkins October 15, 2005

laser tag dance

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.

Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!

by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005

tag dag

When someone has the tag of their shirt ect. showing over the collar of it, they are referred to as a tag dag. The actual tag as referred to as a taggy daggy. If you see some one with a taggy daggy, it is entirely appropriate to stick your hand down the back of their shirt to to fix it.

Jacob: Why are you sticking you hand down my shirt!?!?

Jess: You were a tag dag!

by shannenmon January 18, 2009

laser tag dance

a way of dominating a laser quest game;;really good laser quest junkies do this;;it looks like they are trying to dance;;looks very stupid but is a way of winning the game;;The gun is sideways;;they are constantly moving to not get hit;;the people that always come in first place are always doing a laser tag dance

Amanda:Did you see that guy dressed in the Winnie the Poo outfit?He must be like 60 years old!
Sam:Yea,hes doing a laser tag dance. Plus he is the number 1 player at Laser Quest.How does he do it?

by Macie August 24, 2005