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tacticum 

Tacticum, expanded to "Tactical Cum", refers to the action of orgasming prior to attending a social event or situation in order to gain a tactical advantage, such as by feeling less sexually aroused by the opposite (or same) gender, thereby enabling oneself to sustain composure in the presence of provocative behavior.
"Boys, Jess is having a party tomorrow night and there's gonna be a lot of hot chicks." "Nah man, I can't go I've got a girlfriend." "Don't sweat it, just do a tacticum and meet us at 6." "Alright fair enough I'll come."
tacticum by CountryHighway January 10, 2021
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An overly zealous, twenty-something gun owner who wears nothing but tactical pants and nipple-revealing tight t-shirts. Tacticunts are irrationally arrogant about their knowledge of firearms and often make silly, malfunction-inducing modifications to their firearms.
I don't feel like going to the range today, there will be too many Tacticunts there with their stupid ZEV Glocks.
tacticunt by Chikinhammr January 17, 2017
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tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017

tacticular 

Tacticular - A being who is infinitely gay.


As opposed to straight.
Look at ole' Tacticular over there. I bet him and Tulli ALL UP INS.

iWhen I die, burrah me in Wayne Countay High.
tacticular by Kyle Crews September 20, 2004

tactacum 

Picketiny mounted flashlight mounted at base of penis while participating in intercourse. Once you are about to ejaculate you pull your penis out and turn on the flashlight laser combo. Point laser at your partners face and turn on the strobe light mode on the flashlight while she is seizing cum on her face.
I didn't tell her while we were having sex but I ended up tactacumming on her.
tactacum by mommybigtits August 30, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026