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An overly zealous, twenty-something gun owner who wears nothing but tactical pants and nipple-revealing tight t-shirts. Tacticunts are irrationally arrogant about their knowledge of firearms and often make silly, malfunction-inducing modifications to their firearms.
I don't feel like going to the range today, there will be too many Tacticunts there with their stupid ZEV Glocks.
tacticunt by Chikinhammr January 17, 2017
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Tacticactus 

When you shave your cock hair to a stubble and surprise your male partner with it during anal sex.
Male Lover: "OW! What are you sticking in my ass??"
You: "TACTICACTUS, BITCH!"
Tacticactus by Magola June 30, 2022

tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017

tacticaltictac 

Some guy who for some reason plays destiny 2 at 6 in the morning
Why is TacticalTicTac playing destiny at 6 in the morning?
tacticaltictac by LeonidasANM November 5, 2019

tacticum 

Tacticum, expanded to "Tactical Cum", refers to the action of orgasming prior to attending a social event or situation in order to gain a tactical advantage, such as by feeling less sexually aroused by the opposite (or same) gender, thereby enabling oneself to sustain composure in the presence of provocative behavior.
"Boys, Jess is having a party tomorrow night and there's gonna be a lot of hot chicks." "Nah man, I can't go I've got a girlfriend." "Don't sweat it, just do a tacticum and meet us at 6." "Alright fair enough I'll come."
tacticum by CountryHighway January 10, 2021

tacticular 

Tacticular - A being who is infinitely gay.


As opposed to straight.
Look at ole' Tacticular over there. I bet him and Tulli ALL UP INS.

iWhen I die, burrah me in Wayne Countay High.
tacticular by Kyle Crews September 20, 2004

testicunt 

a complete cunt who is of no more worth than a testicle
john: i am the best at everything
Mick: fuck off you testicunt
testicunt by Michaelbon June 26, 2008
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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