taco hands

The state of having the stubbornly unremovable smell of tacos on your hands

I hit up Taqueria Cancuun for lunch yesterday but I still have taco hands

by QuestionableOrigins April 18, 2015

hand taco

A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.

Trotsky the dog loves hand tacos almost as much as he loves handjobs.

by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 15, 2016

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025