Definitions by TrotskytheDog

asstaco

It's when the various ingredients pertaining to a taco are placed into an ass as if the ass is the taco shell.

I would love to eat your asstaco, but I like a little more cheese and maybe guacamole.

asstaco by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010

A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.

Trotsky the dog loves hand tacos almost as much as he loves handjobs.