tackymeter

Not to be confused with its kissing cousins tachymeter (measures distance) and tachometer (measures engine-speed), this GPS-oriented dashboard-mounted instrument informs you of how tacky your vehicle will appear to other humans in your current locale.

Depending on the predominant type of folks in a given area, your insipid-styled '86 Pontiac 6000 sedan could be judged as "tacky" or "rad". Portable tackymeters are also available for wearing on your belt or slipping into your pocket if you are simply on foot instead of driving, so that you can know how favorably your attire or physical appearance will "sit" with the majority of the locals.

by QuacksO March 8, 2018

Tacometer

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.

The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!

by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

tacometer (Tm)

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

tachymeter

A tachymeter (also tachymetre or tacheometer) is a kind of theodolite used for rapid measurements and determines, electronically or electro-optically, the distance to target, and is highly automated in its operations. Tachymeters are often used in surveying.

tachymeter in watches!!

by Shekhar August 26, 2007