Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

Premature Tabulation by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011

premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.

premature tabulation by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011

Tabulation 

Were someone has been humilated or completely owned.

Forms of tabulation.

Failing
Falling flat on your face.
Owning Pokenmon.
Bullying unsuspected targets.
Making someone cry because it's funny.
Acing a chemistry answer and making a fool out of your teacher.
Not being awesome enough.
Not being called Josh.
Not being called Luke.

Tabulation by Yoda's long lost cousin Fred June 6, 2011

Tabulamet 

Sexually boring. Lacking intimacy

Babe, I don't think this will work. your very Tabulamet.

Tabulamet by Not the real Jacksepticeye October 12, 2022