table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009

table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019