Top definition
The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.
Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.
by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016
Get the mug
Get a table stakes mug for your daughter-in-law Julia.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your cousin Abdul.

Activity