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table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.
Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!
by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005
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Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.
1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009
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Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"
by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009
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