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Something unfortunate, ridiculous, in poor taste, or anything that makes you want to say, "Oh my. That's too bad." Appropriately used the day after a drunken escapade, when anyone wears a fanny pack, or when a man thinks it's OK to wear a tank top. It's not.
That woman in the turquoise belted unitard is too bad.

You slept with Erich's mom? Too bad. Better go to the clinic again.
too bad by Dichead August 4, 2006
Words you can keep
A saying that is used in any situation you wish mainly negative ones.
thats my coat....Too bad!. i got no money for you....Too bad!
too bad by someone from around here November 15, 2006
An exclamation when something is too good, or when someone does something that is too daring.
Tom: ' look at my 1250 GSA'
Observer: ' wow, that bike is too bad'
Too bad by Heavy, big. January 4, 2022
used to indicate that something is regrettable but is now beyond retrieval.
"too bad, but that's the way it is"
too bad by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Too bad, Levin 

A phrase one says to someone who is whining or complaining about something.

Also can be used as the abbreviation "TBL"
Person 1: AGHHHHH i just fell down a flight of stairs......
Person 2: Too bad, Levin!
Too bad, Levin by NAQTS January 8, 2012

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! 

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.
Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!

Too bad she has AIDS 

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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