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Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.
That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".
T&P by ajpolo November 13, 2017
Words you can keep
n.

Stands for time & place
Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
T&P by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008
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Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'.
I need T.P for my bunghole!
T.P by Cajun_Kid July 16, 2007
"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
Sorry to hear that. T&P
T&P by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010
Toliet Paper
we're out of tp.
T.P. by Jayzen October 17, 2003
Trevor Power; also known as Trevor Force. This is the power of the enigmatic hero, Trevor-Prime, and source of his power. Trevor-Prime was destroyed, and his T.P. was lost. A cloning process has begun to recreate Trevor-Prime. See also: Trevor.
T.P. by Mimir September 23, 2003
Telepathic Powers. to share the same thoughts with someone. or like jinx. instead of jinx say "TP"
TIM: "Taco"
Ilan: "Taco"
Both: "T.P"
T.P by Double L Lover August 6, 2011
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