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A Big bogoss with muscle, intelligence and the sense of art. Téva preferes to be good in all domains than perfect in one. A beast in bed and an tahitian-like seductor, Téva is « un homme à tout faire ». If you know one, you won’t forget him…
Wow Téva your my prince of travel ! (litteral meaning in Tahitian-Māori).
téva by Badguy November 22, 2021
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Teva is a Hebrew word for "nature" and the name of a brand of outdoor adventure performance and lifestyle footwear. They are best known for their nylon webbing and velcro closure river sandal, but have since moved into a complete line of outdoor performance and lifestyle footwear, including trail runners, light hikers, and casual shoes. Well-known for their support of environmental causes, and along with Chacos, Keens, ubiquitous in the Arkansas River Valley of Colorado - especially during rafting season. Sometimes worn by poseurs but still worn by many legit woodsy hipsters, trustafarians and male and female mountainsexuals Available from outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Matt - "It's springtime in the Rockies!"

Ryan - "Howdaya know?"

Matt - "people are wearing Tevas, shorts, and down jackets with their mountain bikes AND backcountry skis in their Thule rack."
Teva by da Chetster March 14, 2009
Teva is a Jewish name. Teva is a very bright person. He has a massive penis and is pretty funny. He is sensitive and kind and very good looking. If you get lucky enough to have a Teva of your own don’t mess up.
I wish I could be like Teva. His penis is so big!
Teva by 1fearless1 March 31, 2019
Teva is a kind, caring, thoughtful girl who loves to take care of people that need it. She is the best girlfriend and friend ever. She would be good girlfriend to someone like Dominic who is also very kind and and sweet. She is very beautiful and is very funny. If your sad she will make you laugh. She’s awesome to talk to. If you can make her laugh, then she’ll love you forever.
Guys want Teva

Girls wanna be Teva
Teva by william26 August 31, 2019
short for whatever. used mainly on msn and text messages
TEVA IS THE NEW WHATEVER.
Bernice: Do you think my ass looks fat in this?
Julian: Nah you look fine
Bernice: Tell me the truth!
Julian: Why would you ask me what i think if you weren't going to listen to it anyway?!
Bernice: I'm going to change then.
Julian: Teva Bernice.
teva by julesssssssssss February 13, 2008
Super sexy HAWAIIAN dude. Sexier than any celeb on this earth.
Girl 1: OMG! Look at that guy
Girl 2: Oh, you mean Teva?
Girl 1: He is SO HOT!

Girl 1&2: HEYYYY DADDY TEV TEV!!
Teva by italian sausage November 22, 2021
Teva is the best guy you will ever meet, he is thoughtful, strong, intelligent, hot, sexy, cute, funny, smart And has huge balls They are most likely to be very rich and charismatic too.
Abbey: Omg Teva is so intelligent and sexy
Girl 2: Yea Ur right ! I want to tie him up in my basement and use him as a sex doll
teva (screaming): AAAAA!!!
teva by blue cats April 22, 2022
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