If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.