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Score puppies
1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!
Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021
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Professional scorer
In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.
Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.
Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021
up the score
up the score by MootzNdaMixxx April 21, 2021
Score_More
often defines the YouTuber Score_More. Is cracked at Fortnite but he can box you up like a fish ( watch out!)
friend: have you heard of the legend
me: what do you mean
friend: Score_More the best Fortnite YouTuber on earth...
me: what do you mean
friend: Score_More the best Fortnite YouTuber on earth...
Score_More by YouTube Clmxyfn January 22, 2021
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal
Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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