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Jerry grabbed those oranges and squez so hard they exploded
Squez by PopcornMonk3y November 6, 2020
Around 1994, a "syquest" was synonymous with a 44 megabyte removable disk, sold by SyQuest Technologies. It made a funny clattering noise when you used it. The company came out with subsequent improvements, such as the "EZ135" 135 MB disk, SparQ 1.0 GB, and SyJet 1.5 GB.

Their competitor, Iomega, succesfully pwned the EZ135 with the smaller, slower, but prettier and cheaper 100 MB Zip drive.
Can you send me that Photoshop file on a Syquest?

No, dude, that's so early 90s and wrong. Zip it and put it on a zip, and zip it over to me.
syquest by vanilla g-lotto December 29, 2004

Squezy Flaab

When the dick is too big to fit into the vagina, so the man takes a spanner and squeezes his dick, making it thinner and able to fit in the vagina.
Hey master, me dick is too big to fit in to me honeys. What do I do?

Try the Squezy Flaab, dawg!
Squezy Flaab by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017
a person , male or female, that seems non threating, nerdy or innoscent, like a cute little fuzzy squirrle. but when givin the chance, will lie steal, or decieve you like a sneaky little weasle.
meeting someone for the 1st time at a party, we all pitch in for the beer, and that person was given the money to make the run, only not to ever return,, he didnt seem the type , he pulled a straight "squezzle"move. get it?square- nerd- clean cut-school boy,,,
squezzle by dondizzle95822 June 4, 2010
I squezed the lemon.
squezed by nightwood November 26, 2013

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally 

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!
They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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