squezzle

a person , male or female, that seems non threating, nerdy or innoscent, like a cute little fuzzy squirrle. but when givin the chance, will lie steal, or decieve you like a sneaky little weasle.

meeting someone for the 1st time at a party, we all pitch in for the beer, and that person was given the money to make the run, only not to ever return,, he didnt seem the type , he pulled a straight "squezzle"move. get it?square- nerd- clean cut-school boy,,,

squezzle by dondizzle95822 June 4, 2010

squeezle 

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

squeezle by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

squeazle by wbnybo March 28, 2010

squizzle 

Another word for female ejaculation or in other words squirting.

"I'm gunna squizzle all over the place."

squizzle by harryallybooty December 19, 2013

squazzles 

To suck someone's penis

She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.

squazzles by benji c July 10, 2006

squizzle 

A loving hug, somewhere in between a glomp and a squish. The enacter of the squizzle must try to constrict breathing, but not so much as to cause internal injuries, much like those accompanied with glompage.

Aww, you're so cute. I just want to squizzle you all day long.

squizzle by boysnoggage December 5, 2004