A seventeen year old ethnic man who texts 12 year olds as a way of getting himself off and then goes home to bang his dentists daughter. He plays the sports card as the only way to get women and secretly likes men. He uses women to hide his true homosexuality.
When the dentist was giving his daughter an oral exam he saw the tatto "squez was here"
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"