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Sympathize 

And, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I explicitly sympathize, it’s that I didn’t do all of the performative ritualistic moralizing and that was conflated with sympathizing.
Hym “See, it’s not that I sympathize it’s that we live in a time where you can’t talk about certain thing without moralizing beforehand ‘Oh geez, oh boy that was just the worst thing that has ever happened but...’ or ‘So and so is the worst person ever in the history of forever! But...’ All statements about bad thing MUST be preceded by the moralizing... Or it’s considered license to steal.”
Sympathize by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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Sympathize Button

A button that should be pressed when someone shares a very emotional or sad status in social media especially on Facebook.
A: Facebook must introduce a sympathize button soon.
B: I agree with you. This is really weird when other friends press the 'Like' button even if the status is about the death of a relative.
A: Do you know about the person who suggested the necessity of this button so clearly?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque from Bangladesh; am I right?
A: Yes, he posted a status on Facebook on Aug 30, 2012 about the introduction of a 'Sympathise' button. The status was- "I find it really strange or weird especially when someone clicks the 'Like' option even when his friend faced an accident. How can we 'like' this phenomenon when the concerned person is not happy? I think my Facebook friends must agree with me on this note. According to me, Mark Zuckerberg should think seriously about this and add another option just beside the 'Like' button. I suggest that "Sympathise" can be the most suitable option."
B: Thanks a lot for this information.
A: It's alright.
Sympathize Button by Rajeeb2014 December 16, 2014

To sympathize on 

Verb: The act of ejaculating on a person's face in order to display sympathy, or interest in said person.
Synonyms include: Cum on, Ejaculate, Jerk off, Jack off.
"Man, that girl is hot as hell. I'd like to sympathize on her all night long."

"Poor Misty. She looks like she has had a bad day at work. Maybe I'll go over to her house later and sympathize on her."
To sympathize on by Nabil May 14, 2006

Six String Sympathiser 

One who guardedly believes in the value and role of the guitar in modern music, despite many seeing it as a dated instrument.
Fucking hell, not another six string sympathiser.

Furry Sympathizer

Somebody who is not a furry, but tolerates them for what they are. They strictly believe that furries do not practice real beastality, and acknowledge that they are human beings.

Usually just referred to as "fur sympathizers", they accompany furries in debates against furry haters.
"omg ur a furry?"
"No, I am a fur sympathizer."
* Fur sympathizer was kicked by random furry hater

Furry Sympathizer

REAL people, not Furry's, or Furry Haters, but the people inbetween...really nice people, but they usally still get fucked around by Haters
"Hey, you play Furcadia?"
"Nah...But it's ok..."
Furry Sympathizer by John Perky March 14, 2005

Simpathizer 

Any E-Girl on Twitch, Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, Onlyfans, etc, that says it is not a problem to simp and that you are a king for doing so.
That girl called neeko is such a simpathizer for saying simping is king shit
Simpathizer by MuttJackal March 14, 2020
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