swuzzle stick

1. male equivalent of a swizzle stick. 2. much more feminine that a metro-sexual, yet still claiming to be hetero-sexual. 3. a man who is obsessed with all aspects of his physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better". Some even go as far as to use cosmetics.

Brett is such a swuzzle stick. Can you believe he uses that mail order cosmetic crap? Of course, his long curly hair and perfectly manicured nails don't help. I am not sure if he is straight or not. He sure acts awfully girly to me.

by Maisie M. December 21, 2006

swizzle stick

the use of ones cock head to stimulate the pussy by way of sparatic motion concentrated mainly in the clitoral region.

My cousin danny was kinda with this chick and he swizzle sticked her. But then his brother, my cousin joe swizzle sticked the shit out of her. She loved it but she wouldnt let him creap the head in.

by theguzmaine December 26, 2005

Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure

Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!

by Seth Rogaine July 19, 2018

swizzle stick

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores

He's swizzle stick was so big.

by Bo March 18, 2005

swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.

I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.

by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage

when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis

by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.

He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.

by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016