The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.
Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.
Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"
"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"